Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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