There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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