So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
And then he peed in my hair
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