Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
