Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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