The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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