So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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