Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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