Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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