Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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