you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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