Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
