found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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