butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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