I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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