At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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