The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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