She is in my trunk
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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