It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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