Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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