Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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