you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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