I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
