Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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