going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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