Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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