I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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