Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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