he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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