Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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