so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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