How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
