I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
