you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My vagina is very pro this idea
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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