my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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