Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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