I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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