Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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