i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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