to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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