So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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