Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he thought i was a dude.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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