margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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