I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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