I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This baby is an asshole
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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