problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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