i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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