This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
