just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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