Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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